viewerzzzz

just wanted to make a shout out to our new viewers, and wanna encourage you all to FOLLOW US!!!

thanks againnnnnnnn!!!

XOXO

and remember to watch out NEW VIDEO www.youtube.com/parodyintheusa

RUSSIA

Hey guys! WE GOT VIEWS FROM RUSSIA!!
привет ! In case you don't know, that means hi in Russian! WHAAAAAAT?!


мы любим Россию. это лучшее, и мы призываем всех наших поклонников вРоссии последовать этому блогу. Кроме того, если вы из России, мы будем рады услышать Ваши мысли по улучшению блога. собак благодаря дома.


Если вы понимаете это сообщение, пожалуйста, комментарий, мы предоставим Вам специальные из кричать и супер секрет удивлению, еще раз спасибо корешей.


And to all of our english speaking fans, we love you too. Thanks for the helpful comments in the survey, it was so successful that we are making ANOTHER ONEEEE.


lOOKING forwArd to HEaRing from YoU aLL in the NEW YEARRRRRR. this has been such a spectacular one, and we have made so many new friends and become so famous and it's all thanks to YOU, yes, you. 


bYE

Trouble

I am having trouble.

Trouble with thinking of titles,
trouble with thinking of posts,
trouble with getting more followers,
trouble with getting more views

WANNA HELP?!
WANNA STOP SEEING THESE SAD DESPERATE POSTS?!

This blog is for you, made by you, composed by us.

We want it to reflect YOUR wants. So please, vote on the poll. You have eleven days. And comment on our posts if you choose other, saying what you want specifically.

I guess that's pretty cool, it's pretty cool.

Oopsie Schmilez and Schmandz

C'mon!

Please vote on the poll to the right of this post so we know how to improve the site!

. Schmilez and Schmandz

Let's Be Real

OK guys, we need to have a talk.

Yesterday marked the week-anniversary of our videos of the day. Only thing is, those blog posts are getting the LOWEST NUMBER OF HITS. Why, you may ask? I do not know! YOU GUYS, we need your input! What do you want to see on this blog? Help us rise above and beyond! If we reach a really good number of followers, we will release a surprise, and REAL surprise that you will ALL love. So tell your friends about us and give us some INPUT! EMAIL us (schmilezandschmandz@gmail.com), FOLLOW us on Twitter (@MilezandMandz), and/or COMMENT below. Soooo many ways you can reach us.

So, what would you like to see?

Rock on Schmilez and Schmandz

VIDEO OF THE DAY (SEVEN)

Juicystar07 responded to one of my comments, woooo!

So, here's one of her videos. Click this: :)

IDK why she does so many of those tag videos. Whatevv.

AU REVOIR HOME DOGS Schmilez and Schmandz

VIDEO OF THE DAY (SIX)

CHRISTMAS EDITION !!!

This is one of the best Christmas songs ever!! (click on the picture)

I love that they are all color coordinated and adorable, and check out JT's pants!! So great.

Hope ya'll are getting in the holiday spirit because it's the most wonderful time of the yearrrr!!

PEACE XOXO Schmilez and Schmandz

VIDEO OF THE DAY (FIVE)

Here you all are! A really awesome new video!

CLICK ME

This comes from a series called "Pretty the Series". Their videos all make fun of those pageant shows for babies. This is the fifth video of season two, but if you want more, click this link!

In case you haven't noticed, we usually make links a size bigger. And they are underlined. And colored.

AU REVOIR HOME DOGS Schmilez and Schmandz

VIDEO OF THE DAY (FOUR)

Instead of giving you one video, I'm going to direct you to THIS awesome series of videos (click the THIS preceding this series of parentheses). The makers of the videos are called BlackBoxTV. Their videos are scary and intelligent. Awesome yah?!

PEACE Schmilez and Schmandz

VIDEO OF THE DAY (THREE)

HURR WE GOOO

another video of the day....

this one stars my personal favorite youtuber, kass kass, but in a more serious role...
check it out! 

and here's a music video from one of my favorite peopleeee-JOHN LEGEND!!
(it's a little different but def worth watching)

and if you want more of john, this is another interesting video... hahahha

ENJOY!

XOXO SCHMILEZ AND SCHMANDZ

VIDEO OF THE DAY (TWO)

We have a real treat for you today- TWO, count 'em, TWO videos of the day! Didn't think it was possible, eh? Well it is!

The first one features our favorite, Kassem G. Gotta love KassKass. Click the following:
Kassem G Dancing

The second one is self explanatory. It talks about a "chilling adaption of Goodnight Moon". Can't wait!
The Miley Cyrus Show

Enjoy these super cool clips guys!

PEACE Schmilez and Schmandz

Follow Us!

No, not like that!

We have a Twitter now! Our username is @MilezandMandz. Follow us at this link. Click me!
Here's a special promotion: if you follow our blog and our Twitter, we will follow your Twitter! Wahhooooo!

XOXO Schmilez and Schmandz

VIDEO OF THE DAY (ONE)

Since we have recently gotten a lot of new followers(can I hear a what whattttttt!) we wanna give you guys more posts each day! Schmilez and I are youtube enthusiasts, therefore, we will now be sharing a superrrr coolllll video that we like with you each day!

Sooooo, for today hurr it is, this ones supes cool and funnayyyy so CHECK IT OUT!

CLICK ME

We are gonna be starting a lot of new things so keep checking back for moreeeeee updatez!

YAYZERZ, I hope ya'll are excited as we are!!

PEACE Schmilez and Schmandz

THE HILLS ARE ALIVE and FOLLOWING us

It was once the best of times and the worst of times.

Now it's just the best of times 'cause we have a new follower!

Thanks Hilary! You are such a cooooool follower. You are forever cool on our blog. As we become famous you will become famous. Actually we already are famous soooo yah.

Hilary sent us a picture of her rocking out for Christmas-you should too! We will post the best ones in our next post so make it goooood.

XOXO Schmilez and Schmandz

HOWDY!

Hey everyone,

Sorry we've been MIA, we have had schmilez and pilez of things to do this week. How are you all? Life is grrrrrreat. It's, pretty cool. And like, do you have anything to share with us? And like, how was your week, and how many pets to you have, and do you like ligers, and what's your favorite holiday, and like, what would be your alien name if you came from the Andromeda Galaxy? Email us or comment on this post and if you want, we'll feature you!

How are you all doing on our book of the month, Miles to Go. I'm reading it for the sixth time, this month.

Also, guess what? My best friend L----- says that she feels bad for the poor blobfish. It's going extinct. Please help it.

XOXO Schmilez and Schmandz (and poor Mr. Blobby)

Big SHOUT-OUT to JESSICA!

She wrote us an inspiring haiku.


Sch-milez and Sch-mandz
You guys are like amazing
Rock on forever


Jessica, we hope you rock on forever as well.


Submit YOUR haiku and you'll be featured in a post too! How cool is that?!


PEACE Schmilez and Schmandz

Happy Schthanksgiving!

We hope you all have a great, yummy Thanksgiving.

Now for the stereotypical Thanksgiving question: what are you thankful for?
And, can we have some leftovers?

Happy Holidayz Schmilez and Schmandz

We are the World

Pepsi is icky.

That is all.

PEACE Schmilez and Schmandz

Woven Wheat Wafers

Everyone should recycle ♻.

Now onto other topics, Miley Cyrus's birthday is today. What are you doing to celebrate? I personally am reading her novel (for the fifth time), Miles to Go. It's an excellent book, obviously written by her and her only.

And Christmas is coming up! Wahhoooooooo!

Schmilez and Schmandz were reunited today. We greeted each other by exchanging Christmas trees. We <3 Christmas so much. We are currently listening to an inspiring Christmas album.

It is raining.

Well, life is grrrrreat. How about you? I wouldn't know since no one is commenting on our updates really, but whatevvvvz. Anyway, happy Miley Cyrus day!

PEACE OUT Schmilez and Schmandz

PS Can someone write us a haiku? It will be featured in one of our posts if you do!

C00l

SO....we need more followers help a sistah out! and if you wanna ask us about cool ways to tell your friends about the blog or about how to ask them to follow the blog, just email us and we will help you help us, yay!

Anyways, in my Spanish class we watched this super sweet documentary (and you know schmilez and schmandz like da documentaries so we got a lot of respect) and its called "The Fighting Cholitas." It is very informational and shows you a glimpse of Bolivian culture. I highly recommend that you watch it! I'm a big fan.

Hope ya'll liked Harry Potter, I thought it was prettay awesome. I actually got to see the midnight showing with one of our best followers KIMBERLY NGAI. Yep, awesome. Okay. It's almost Thanksgiving time, I hope you get to spend time with your family and/or friends!

ALSO, tomorrow is Miley Cyrus' birthday, just a FYI. Okayyyy PEACE

You guys

We want to start a book club. The one book we will read via audiotape will be Miles to Go. We need everyone to comment below and state their favorite line from that book.

Also, email us a one to two page summary at schmilezandschmandz@gmail.com.

PEACE Schmilez and Schmandz

Bon Soir

If you can read the title, that means you may or may not be bilingual! Congrats!

If you can read and understand the title, that means you are bilingual (or trilingual, whatevs).

Awesome. Now that we are all acquainted, I'd first like to give a SHOUTOUT to our newest follower!! Thank you for spreading the word of our blog. A surprise will come in a bit.

So today, a friend of mine came up to me and told me her favorite memory of last year was of Schmandz's and my documentary. If you don't know what the doc is (you should), it is an intellectual film Schmandz and I made of our school's swim program. It is a work of art and has made us super famous. Bullfrog Entertainment is going to sign us.

Please email us at schmilezandschmandz@gmail.com if you are interested in the doc.

I hope you all are having a fabulous day. Life is great.

Here's a cool quote to get you all thinking: "Nobody's perfect" -Anon.

See if you can fill in the Anon. with a real name! If you get it right, you will get a surprise! Comment below!!

XOXO Schmilez and Schmandz

Post Number Eight

What an accomplishment!
Life is grrrreat- Tony the Tiger.

XOXO Schmilez and Schmandz


PS IF YOU FOLLOW US YOU GET A SHOUT-OUT AND A SPECIAL SECRET PRIZE!!! AND IF YOU COMMENT ON SOMETHING YOU GET AN EVEN BETTER PRIZE (Hint: it's a homemade, personalized movie!)
Disclaimer: prize isn't that special.

2 FOLLOWERS

big shoutout to alejandra rivera


HOLLAAAAAAA!!! <3<3

The Meaning of BFFL

A BFFL is a Best Friend For Life.

LOLZ you thought I was going to write a poem or a really deep definition for that huh.

XOXO Schmilez and Schmandz

partay in da USA

WOOHOOOO!!


1 follower, this is improvement. Supes exciting reallayyyyy. Almost as exciting as HARRY POTTA coming out this week. SO many things to celebrate-PARTAYYY, so little time (hence the title of this post).


Sooo just to keep ya'll informed, I'm gonna tell you about some important upcoming events...


-Thursday night Harry Potter comes out and everyone should go see it cuz it's fun, duh. I'm not even a big fan and I'm still goingggggg, anyways most people are supesssss excited for that.


-NEXT WEDNESDAY is an awesome day because not only is it miley cyrus' birthday, and my grandpa's too hollaaaa, but schmilez and schmandz are gonna be reunited for the first time in like a month woot woot!!


-next Thursday's Thanksgiving which is one of the greatest holidays ever cuz you get to be with your family awwww <3, and there's lots of good food and its fall which is like the best season ever 


welllll i dont know what else to say so keep rockin' and here's a funny video...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASCx0v2k7-k


and KASS KASS!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWTYI_I5SzE



PEACE

Read our BLOG

COME ON GUYS!

We need more readers.

Then we will make better posts.

Thanks everyone....

XOXO Schmilez and Schmandz

Who are we...?

Hey everyone,

So we have been writing this blog for two days and we haven't even explained who we are! Sorry if that scared you. Well anyway, we are Schmilez and Schmandz. We can't reveal our true names because we aren't allowed, but feel free to speculate.

We are two really cool people who are just trying to find ways to express ourselves, so we took to the Internet. We love shopping, as you can tell from our somewhat hidden link on the poem below. Life is great for us, and we hope yours is too (as you can tell, we are considerate humans).

If you need to contact us, you can reach us at our official email address: schmilezandschmandz@gmail.com.

Also, please feel free to post comments to the blog and we will feature you in our next post (until our blog gets super famous, then we will have to choose comments to feature).

We hope you guys enjoy our future postings! Remember, comment your ideas on our blog or send them in via email! Can't wait to hear from you all in the future.

XOXO Schmilez and Schmandz

Schmilez and Schmandz FOREVER

I cough when I laugh
Our brains are two half (halves)
Put together
FOREVER

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We are Awesome

What about you?

Comment below!