Big SHOUT-OUT to JESSICA!

She wrote us an inspiring haiku.


Sch-milez and Sch-mandz
You guys are like amazing
Rock on forever


Jessica, we hope you rock on forever as well.


Submit YOUR haiku and you'll be featured in a post too! How cool is that?!


PEACE Schmilez and Schmandz

Happy Schthanksgiving!

We hope you all have a great, yummy Thanksgiving.

Now for the stereotypical Thanksgiving question: what are you thankful for?
And, can we have some leftovers?

Happy Holidayz Schmilez and Schmandz

We are the World

Pepsi is icky.

That is all.

PEACE Schmilez and Schmandz

Woven Wheat Wafers

Everyone should recycle ♻.

Now onto other topics, Miley Cyrus's birthday is today. What are you doing to celebrate? I personally am reading her novel (for the fifth time), Miles to Go. It's an excellent book, obviously written by her and her only.

And Christmas is coming up! Wahhoooooooo!

Schmilez and Schmandz were reunited today. We greeted each other by exchanging Christmas trees. We <3 Christmas so much. We are currently listening to an inspiring Christmas album.

It is raining.

Well, life is grrrrreat. How about you? I wouldn't know since no one is commenting on our updates really, but whatevvvvz. Anyway, happy Miley Cyrus day!

PEACE OUT Schmilez and Schmandz

PS Can someone write us a haiku? It will be featured in one of our posts if you do!

C00l

SO....we need more followers help a sistah out! and if you wanna ask us about cool ways to tell your friends about the blog or about how to ask them to follow the blog, just email us and we will help you help us, yay!

Anyways, in my Spanish class we watched this super sweet documentary (and you know schmilez and schmandz like da documentaries so we got a lot of respect) and its called "The Fighting Cholitas." It is very informational and shows you a glimpse of Bolivian culture. I highly recommend that you watch it! I'm a big fan.

Hope ya'll liked Harry Potter, I thought it was prettay awesome. I actually got to see the midnight showing with one of our best followers KIMBERLY NGAI. Yep, awesome. Okay. It's almost Thanksgiving time, I hope you get to spend time with your family and/or friends!

ALSO, tomorrow is Miley Cyrus' birthday, just a FYI. Okayyyy PEACE

You guys

We want to start a book club. The one book we will read via audiotape will be Miles to Go. We need everyone to comment below and state their favorite line from that book.

Also, email us a one to two page summary at schmilezandschmandz@gmail.com.

PEACE Schmilez and Schmandz

Bon Soir

If you can read the title, that means you may or may not be bilingual! Congrats!

If you can read and understand the title, that means you are bilingual (or trilingual, whatevs).

Awesome. Now that we are all acquainted, I'd first like to give a SHOUTOUT to our newest follower!! Thank you for spreading the word of our blog. A surprise will come in a bit.

So today, a friend of mine came up to me and told me her favorite memory of last year was of Schmandz's and my documentary. If you don't know what the doc is (you should), it is an intellectual film Schmandz and I made of our school's swim program. It is a work of art and has made us super famous. Bullfrog Entertainment is going to sign us.

Please email us at schmilezandschmandz@gmail.com if you are interested in the doc.

I hope you all are having a fabulous day. Life is great.

Here's a cool quote to get you all thinking: "Nobody's perfect" -Anon.

See if you can fill in the Anon. with a real name! If you get it right, you will get a surprise! Comment below!!

XOXO Schmilez and Schmandz

Post Number Eight

What an accomplishment!
Life is grrrreat- Tony the Tiger.

XOXO Schmilez and Schmandz


PS IF YOU FOLLOW US YOU GET A SHOUT-OUT AND A SPECIAL SECRET PRIZE!!! AND IF YOU COMMENT ON SOMETHING YOU GET AN EVEN BETTER PRIZE (Hint: it's a homemade, personalized movie!)
Disclaimer: prize isn't that special.

2 FOLLOWERS

big shoutout to alejandra rivera


HOLLAAAAAAA!!! <3<3

The Meaning of BFFL

A BFFL is a Best Friend For Life.

LOLZ you thought I was going to write a poem or a really deep definition for that huh.

XOXO Schmilez and Schmandz

partay in da USA

WOOHOOOO!!


1 follower, this is improvement. Supes exciting reallayyyyy. Almost as exciting as HARRY POTTA coming out this week. SO many things to celebrate-PARTAYYY, so little time (hence the title of this post).


Sooo just to keep ya'll informed, I'm gonna tell you about some important upcoming events...


-Thursday night Harry Potter comes out and everyone should go see it cuz it's fun, duh. I'm not even a big fan and I'm still goingggggg, anyways most people are supesssss excited for that.


-NEXT WEDNESDAY is an awesome day because not only is it miley cyrus' birthday, and my grandpa's too hollaaaa, but schmilez and schmandz are gonna be reunited for the first time in like a month woot woot!!


-next Thursday's Thanksgiving which is one of the greatest holidays ever cuz you get to be with your family awwww <3, and there's lots of good food and its fall which is like the best season ever 


welllll i dont know what else to say so keep rockin' and here's a funny video...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASCx0v2k7-k


and KASS KASS!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWTYI_I5SzE



PEACE

Read our BLOG

COME ON GUYS!

We need more readers.

Then we will make better posts.

Thanks everyone....

XOXO Schmilez and Schmandz

Who are we...?

Hey everyone,

So we have been writing this blog for two days and we haven't even explained who we are! Sorry if that scared you. Well anyway, we are Schmilez and Schmandz. We can't reveal our true names because we aren't allowed, but feel free to speculate.

We are two really cool people who are just trying to find ways to express ourselves, so we took to the Internet. We love shopping, as you can tell from our somewhat hidden link on the poem below. Life is great for us, and we hope yours is too (as you can tell, we are considerate humans).

If you need to contact us, you can reach us at our official email address: schmilezandschmandz@gmail.com.

Also, please feel free to post comments to the blog and we will feature you in our next post (until our blog gets super famous, then we will have to choose comments to feature).

We hope you guys enjoy our future postings! Remember, comment your ideas on our blog or send them in via email! Can't wait to hear from you all in the future.

XOXO Schmilez and Schmandz

Schmilez and Schmandz FOREVER

I cough when I laugh
Our brains are two half (halves)
Put together
FOREVER

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We are Awesome

What about you?

Comment below!